Go fuck yourself Submitted on 03-09-2005 by ripefish. Currently rated 6.31666 (rated 12 times).
"Dad, can I have 5 bucks to go to the store and buy some candy and stuff?"
"Son, come back to me when your dick can touch your ass".
"OK Dad!"
... 2 weeks later ...
"Dad, can I have 5 bucks now?"
"Son, can your dick touch your butt yet?"
"Yes!"
"Well then go fuck yourself."